7 Amusing Key Holders
At the risk of neutralising potential customers, there are certain steps one can take in order to avoid employing the services of a locksmith, the simplest of which is to keep your keys either on your person at all times, or, should you be at home, in a designated spot free of clutter. This may sound like very simple advice – some would say to the point of being patronising – but human beings’ ability to miss the obvious should never be underestimated. Which is why the trusty key holder is such a valuable asset in the modern home: it has a permanent, fixed spot in the house; it has one purpose, and that is to store your keys; when “installed” in the correct location, it is very difficult to miss when entering and leaving the building.
It also helps if the key holder can make you chuckle before/after a hard day at the office, which is exactly why we’ve chosen to show you the following examples…
HIS & HERS
Above: As key holders go, this one’s positively x-rated, and a snip at £12.50.
BUCKLE UP
Above: The Buckle Up, a fantastically creative and amusing way to re-purpose old seatbelt buckles.
THE ABU HANGER
Above: Who ever said that nothing good came of Abu Hamza? As a key holder, he’s perfect.
HIS & HERS, VERSION 2
Above: Similar to the first example, only this time the keys hang on the privates.
THE REDNECK KEY HOLDER
Above: Scary, unmissable and altogether hilarious as key holders go.
THE KEYTACHE
Above: The comedy moustache never fails to put a smile on my face, particularly when my keys can be found hanging from it.
SQUEAKEYS!
Above: Utterly charming and well worth the £45 price tag.











I like the Keytache one!